He surprised us all."Greta Garbo, and she never actually said that. She said I want to be LEFT alone. And, she was a fine lookin' woman. Some say Marlene Dietrich said it first, but who knows?"Well, you never know. Bob apparently had a huge collection of classic movies, and a pile of books on movie trivia. His friends spent a bunch of time trying to stump him when they found out, and rarely did.I left the next week for a short promotional tour of my book, hitting the early morning and late night talk shows. I tried to schedule them in bunches, and they would air them when the book was released. I neither liked nor disliked doing them, they were a job requirement, somewhere comparable to being required to wear a suit or safety glasses on a regular job. Plus, there was one local morning show hostess that I liked to spend time with. Nothing serious, if she was seeing someone it was just lunch, but if she was between relationships, it would be dinner, followed by breakfast the next. Haan. Main shaadi hone ke pahle apne do-teen doston se yaari kar baithithi. Aur unke saath humbistar bhi. Lekin Shyaam se shaadi hone ke baadmaine kabhi bhi unko yaad nahin kiya. Ab jo kuchh bhi tha toh wohShyaam hi tha.Shyaam aur mere purane yaron ki nazron me main gori chithi haseengudiya thi. Mere lambe-lambe baal, mere gore-gore gaal, mere madmust hoth,mere anar jaise kadak santre ki size ke mumme, bhari huyi jhanghe. Aisahi kahte the woh sub. Aur main apni prasansa sunkar phoola nahi samatithi.Tabhi thanedaar ki kadakti huyi awaz ne mujhe jaga diya, “Kahan haiuski bibi?” Mujh per nazar padte hi uski aankhein mere jism per giddh kiankhon jaise chipak gayi.Tabhi mujhe ek police wale ne pakad kar khada kar diya aur bola, “Yehihai uski bibi.”Thanedaar mere jism ko taulta huwa bola, “Kahan hai Shyaam?”Maine sahmte huye kaha, “Mujhe nahi maloom. Woh toh subah se bahar gayehuye hai.”“Bata de warna mujhe aur bhi tareeke aate hai.” Thanedaar ne garajtihuyi awaaz mein poochha.Main.
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